Not Jane Austen's Emma

i'd rather be wise than merry

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so today my ap art history teacher was teaching us about Hapshetsut the only female pharaoh and he was like “have you seen women they can pop out a baby and be like alright let’s go” and then he walked over to this guy and aimed his fist towards his balls and the guy flinched and held his crotch so he was like “men may be stronger but women are tougher” and then he said “so when someone tells you to grow a pair, they mean ovaries”

(via adventuresonpaper)

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House Pride Week!

When I first started reading the series that changed my life I thought I would be in Gryffindor, I wanted to be in Gryffindor, because that would mean I was like Hermione and I wanted to be just like her. However, the more I read and the more I took a closer look at who I am I realized I belong in Ravenclaw. Pottermore confirmed that for me. I am a proud Ravenclaw and there is no other place for me.

(via sophiereads-sophiewrites)

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when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow, via clueing-for-sherlooks)